[Image: a whiteboard with the following text handwritten on it: "What does the fox say? The fox says look into the void. The fox says that the darkness is trying to tell you something. The fox says that you should probably start running now. The fox says something in a language so ancient that it cannot be translated into something a human would understand. The fox says not to look behind you. The fox says to beware of mysterious strangers who carry umbrellas. The fox says that life is probably meaningless, but that doesn’t mean you should stop trying. The fox says nothing. The fox says everything.”]
Best thing about Colbert is that when he nails it, he nails it.
I feel like Colbert is one of the best examples of religious you can ever get. He’s Catholic. He’s one of 11 kids. He teaches SUNDAY SCHOOL. And it never comes off like he’s judging you because you don’t follow his exact path.
I’m an atheist, and I feel like Colbert gets me in a lot of ways. It means a lot.